Bournemouth Agency blogs

First Parallel Pitch under the name of ‘Relentless’ using porno/sex as the parallel:

We are Relentless a hardcore ad agency that always caters to your needs. We come when you’re ready. We tend to be quite anal when it comes to paperwork but we’ll always make contact orally. We have lots of experience with Hollywood and Brazilians but we will always bend over to satisfy your needs. We might sound like a bunch of pussies but hey, at least we’re not dicks!

Parallel Pitch as ‘Yellow Line Productions’ using Parking parallel:

We are Yellow Line productions and its always worth putting your money in our meter of advertising knowledge. If you find yourself double parked with other companies we’ll always be there to perform a turn in the road when it comes to creativity and thinking. At yellow line it’s a case of ‘no stopping at any time’ once the production is in process and once its come to a halt you’ll find that we’re the ticket to your success!

Alt. Parallel Pitch as ‘Yellow Line Productions’ using Chat-up lines parallel:

Grab your coat, cos you’ve just pulled the best ad agency in the room, Yellow line productions. You must be tired because as our future client you have been running through our minds all week and if you were a hamburger you’d be a McSuccess! Those are nice trousers but they’d look better in my office… still on you… but talking to our technical department to try and get the best tech to promote your brand. I have to say it will be a bit ironic if you picked us at Yellow Line because you’ve got fine written all over you! BTW we’ve lost our number, can we have yours?

The four boys complain about their lack of girlfriends, asides from Stan who tells them that’s there’s lots of girls about…sadly the “girl” he points out isn’t quite what Cartman expected.

Advert

Sponsoring a world-wide recognized video platform (Youtube), Yellow Line Productions are offering a lucky contestant the chance for their own character on the mega-successful South Park animation show. Opened to strickly females, this opportunity is understandably the only chance to be part of the controversial and popular show.
With interstitial adverts, banner and box adverts integrated into the internet directing a call to action for female contestants to upload their content onto Youtube, this sponsorship will also see a rise in viewership among female audiences with South Park.

Get your thinking hats on, get your pens out and tell us who your character would be and why you should be chosen.

The competition to find the new female character for South Park is already booming! Take a look a these entries so far…

After a massive group brainstorm all the agency’s came up with a large number of branding companies!!! Taking it in turns to pick a brand….after having Chat Roulette taken from us and Family Guy not being allowed….agency 17 met South Park!!

Bring on Day 2!